Nobel Prize for Movies

Nobel Prize for Medicine: This should go to movie Diya aur Toofan, for showing the world about the behavioral changes caused by a brain transplant. Yes, you have read it correctly, in the movie when Mithun is killed by villains, his brain is transplanted into Madhu and she starts thinking like Mithun. She even gets the physical strength to fight the bad guys after the transplant. How?

Nobel Prize for Peace: This one should go to Bill Gates without a doubt. If it wasn't for Bill Gates and Microsoft, we wouldn't be alive. In movie Independence Day if Alien's mother ship was running on some operating system other than windows, how would our heroes could plant a virus in it and save the world.

Nobel Prize for Literature: This has gone to Ramsey Brothers for writing amazing scripts like Purana Mandir, Purani Haveli, Veerana, Samri and many more. They have left behind our Bhojpuri filmmakers with a close margins. Bhojpuri films were nominated in this category for thinking of the innovative names like "Panditji Batai Na Biyah Kab Hoyee", "Sasura Bada Paisewala", "Tohar Bhoujai Humar Lugai" and many more.

Nobel Prize for Economics: This would go to none other than Arindam Chaudhary for proving his super flop movie Rok Sako to Rok Lo hit on paper. I have to understand this great theory from him, using which he managed to do so. If there was a Noble prize for marketing, it would also have been grabbed by him only for the brilliant marketing done for his amazingly beautiful and inspirational movie Rok Sako To Rok Lo.

Nobel Prize for Physics: Nobel academy is grateful to award this to superstar Rajnikant for proving all the Newton's Laws wrong. There were a lot many nominations from across the world in this category including Mithunda for his various movies, Ice Cube for XXX2, but none stood a chance against Rajni-the boss.

Nobel Prize for Chemistry: goes to Evolution, for giving the idea of using a particular anti-dandruff shampoo against those large creepy creatures. They used some weird logic to get to this inference using positions of various materials in periodic table. No wonder, finally it worked and the world was saved.

So these are my choices for Nobel Prize in various categories. Please send in last year's (2006) nominations. Please send in your nominations in different categories justifying the reason for nominations.